Nobody in my family really drinks milk except for me but they keep buying jugs of milk so I keep having to drink the whole thing the day before it hits its expiration date. Why, family?
Creeped out by every bug-thing ever except for rolie polies because they are super cute and their little leggies tickle when they crawl on you and they curl up into a little ball wow cute bugs
can u imagine how many ants there are in your city right now. probably like 27. the universe is amazing
Let’s play a game called “Is it Fiance’s truck or just the trash truck?”
I’ll give you a hint: it’s the trash truck but every vehicle ever sounds like Fiance’s truck when I am waiting for him to pick me up and also because I can’t tell the difference between engine sounds and also that truck of his is super loud.
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
“do you want to see star trek”
“because i like star trek”